Cookeh-Chan

Finally got around to doing this, lol. I was tagged by


Dear Mizuu-Hime:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match.
I think I realized it First of May outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on my father.
I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I get sick when I think of our friendship.

Greetings to your freaky family,
-Cookeh-Chan-


RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people,
and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged.
Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your profile):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.
I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-




1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


I don't feel like tagging anyone in particular, so I tag anyone reading this that hasn't already completed it.

stolen from

30+ = Super Uke
21-30 = Uke
20 = Seme-uke (Seke)
10-19 = Seme
10- = Super Seme

[x] You like to be content in everything.
[x] When a person confesses their love to you and you don't like them, you start feeling very tense and/or you don't know what to say.
[x] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music.
[/] You are quite hyperactive. (sometimes xD)
[ ] If you don't like something, you start crying and you don't care if you start talking too loud.
[x] You love candies or any type of caramel.
[ ] You like making others blush.
[x] You sleep with a doll/teddy bear/pillow in your hand.
[x] You're usually shy with the opposite gender.
[ ] You like romantic-funny anime. (haven't really watched enough anime to know )
[ ] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L.
[ ] You have listened to "an café".
[ ] You like listening to it.
[ ] You have one or two songs on your computer of "an café".
[x] You are innocent and/or a little clumsy.
[x] You smile at kitties.
[ ] You usually say "kawaii".
[x] You like plushies.
[x] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue.
[ ] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot.
[x] You have been lost in a shopping centre/parking/cinema.
[x] You have called the mistaken number twice or more.
[ ] You cried with Pocahontas' ending.
[x] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt.
[x] You call your pets cute names.
[ ] You believe that yaoi is the best.
[ ] You're easy to trick/convince.
[x] Some men scare you.
[ ] You have seen Pucca and you like it.
[/] You have pink/red clothes and they are decorated with flowers.
[x] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space.
[ ] You've said "kyao" or something like that before.
[x] When a person of the same gender gets angry with you, you're at the defensive.
[ ] You like j-pop.
[x] You have cried for more than one movie/TV series.
[ ] You watched Gravitation and you felt like Shuichi or you watched Strawberry Panic and you felt like Nagisa.
[x] You smile for no reason.
[x] You usually are very positive.
[x] When there's a rainbow, you run out to see it.
[ ] You usually don't understand what your parents say.

Total = 22

Uke... not surprised xD

Stolen from

A - Accent: American. xD
B - Belly size: probably 20-something inches, I'm too lazy to measure it. xP
C - Chore you hate: vacuuming, dusting, cleaning my room... pretty much all chores
D - Dream: idk...
E - Essential make-up item: don't usually wear make-up
F - Favourite memories: there's waaaay to many of them to list here... xD
G - Gold or silver: gold
H - Hometown: in the United States
I - Insomnia: it's impossible for me to fall asleep right away... sometimes I just lie there for more than an hour before I finally fall asleep. Dx
J - Job title: don't have an actual job, but I am a student. xD
K - Kids: none
L - Living arrangements: in a house. xD
M - Musical taste: I'll listen to anything. xP
N - Number of pets you've had: well i guess fish (and the endless number of lizards that my brother has caught... xD) don't count, so 2 (my dog and my brother's hamster who died a few months ago...)
O - Overnight hospital stays: don't think I've had any... thank goodness...
R - Religious affiliation: Roman Catholic
S - Siblings: a younger brother
T - Time you wake up: on school days between 6 and 6:20, and on weekends between 8 and 11 usually...
U - Unnatural hair colors you've worn: don't remember but I don't think I've worn any...
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: cauliflower, brussel sprouts, and some cooked vegetables
W - Worst habit: probably picking at the skin on my lips...
X - X-rays you've had: on my teeth at dentist checkups and for braces, and one time on my wrist for something called a bone age x-ray or something like that...
Y - Yummy foods you make: microwave foods, and pasta with my mom's help. xD
Z - Zodiac sign: Taurus

okay so this is kind of late lol. Taken from


.:FIRE:.
[x]You have a short temper.
[x]You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[/]You are very competitive. (sometimes)
[/]You like to play with fire. (when it's safe and I won't get hurt)
[ ]You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[ ]You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[ ]You often lose control over yourself.
[ ]You can be quite reckless.
[ ]You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[ ]People have often called you insane.
Total: 3

.:WATER:.
[x]You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[ ]You like to go to the beach.
[ ]You rarely get angry.
[/]When you do get angry, you know how to control it. (kinda depends..)
[/]You think before you act. (most of the time... but not all of the time)
[ ]You are good at breaking up fights.
[x]You are a good swimmer.
[x]You like the rain.
[ ]You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[x]You are very generous.
Total: 5

.:EARTH:.
[ ]You are physically strong.
[x]You have a close connection with nature.
[ ]You don't mind getting dirty.
[x]You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[ ]You could easily survive in the wild.
[x]You care about the environment.
[ ]You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[ ]You rarely get depressed.
[ ]You aren't afraid of anything.
[ ]You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 3

.:AIR:.
[x]You have a free spirit.
[/]You hate rules. (only the unfair ones)
[x]You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[x]You hate to be restrained.
[/]You are very independent and outgoing. (independent, but not very outgoing. xP)
[x]You are quite intelligent.
[x]You tend to be impatient.
[x]You are easily distracted. (mainly when working on homework XD)
[ ]You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[x]You wish you could fly.
Total: 8

.: DARKNESS:.
[x]You spend most of your time alone.
[x]You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[ ]You like creepy things.
[ ]You like to play tricks on people.
[ ]Black is your favorite color.
[ ]You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.
[x]You don't talk much.
[ ]You are atheist.
[ ]You don't mind watching scary movies.
[ ]You love to break the rules.
Total: 3

.:LIGHT:.
[x]You are very polite.
[x]You are spiritual.
[x]When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[ ]You believe everything you see or hear.
[/]You are afraid of the dark. (depends where it is)
[x]You hate violence.
[x]You hope for world peace.
[x]You are generally a happy person.
[x]Everyone loves to be around you.
[/]You always follow the rules. (most of the time... )
Total: 8

I am mostly light and air... xD